TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.