Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.