Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I read the down voted posts

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.