I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.