Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.