When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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I can see a magic eye image

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.