I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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RAPE CHILDREN

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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I pee in the shower.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I sleep in the nude.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Breathe.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.