Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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fap

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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I pee in the shower.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Breathe.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.