Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I can see a magic eye image

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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I know how to type a ¿

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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conundrum.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.