when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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I know how to type a ¿

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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hallo

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.