I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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pick your nose and eat it

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.