When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.