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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.