Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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misread flashlight

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.