im going to rape that girl

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.