- Things You Think Only You Do

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.