- Things You Think Only You Do

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

I piss in the bed every night

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.