I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.