(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I have a phobia of incest

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.