Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.