When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.