Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.