When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Think about breathing...

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.