Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.