Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.