I **** with no hands.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.