For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.