from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Breathe.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.