Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.