Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

Breathe.

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.