tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

RAPE CHILDREN

Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.