when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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R A P E Children

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.