Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.