Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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shag your mom

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.