during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.