Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.