sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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I know how to type a ¿

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.