When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -55

RAPE CHILDREN

thumb_up thumb_down -101

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

thumb_up thumb_down +6

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

fart

thumb_up thumb_down -24

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

thumb_up thumb_down -90

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

thumb_up thumb_down -31

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

I really enjoy self-pity.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

thumb_up thumb_down +63

when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.