When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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misread flashlight

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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im going to rape that girl

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Breathe.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.