Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.