I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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pick your nose and eat it

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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hallo

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.