If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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fap

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.