Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.