Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.