Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.