- Things You Think Only You Do

When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.