dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.