Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.