close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Peeing in the shower

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.