When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

Peeing in the shower

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.