When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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I click my teeth to music

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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penis

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.