Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.