Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.