Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Sitting down in the shower

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.